Jack Marrow

Excerpt from J. Marrow's journal
AHOY, LANDLUBBERS.

IT IS I, JACK MARROW, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS.

I AM THE STUFF OF LEGEND. THE ONE WHO HAS SAILED COUNTLESS SEAS AND CLAIMED LOADS OF BOOTY.

SADLY, MY SHIP SANK. I BLAME THE FILTHY UNUNDEAD FOLK. LUCKILY, SOME OF THOSE UNUNDEAD FOLK HAVE FOUND ME, JACK MARROW!

TOGETHER WITH THEM, I SHALL SAIL ONCE MORE AND CLAIM EVEN MORE BOOTY! ARRRRRRR!

I DO NOT KNOW WHO CREATED ME, BUT I DO KNOW THEY ARE A GENIUS.